Tag Archives: the Yeti

SASQUATCH AND BIG FOOT

SASQUATCH AND BIGFOOT

Have you seen Sasquatch and Bigfoot,

Not hearing anything…is it good…

To leave them alone

Undetected to roam.

When they’re barely understood?

On COAST-TO-COAST RADIO, Yeti,**

Have allegedly hooked up with Betty…

But no one admits

The Yeti did it,

Nor a woman with a Yeti as steady.

Unlike alien abduction,

Where victims get no introduction…

Just fuzzy memoriy

Of technology

And aliens who care for nothing.

Yet humanoid science raises

Opportunity for these crazes…

Few pictures appear

To support what we hear,

But the story always amazes.

–Jonathan Caswell

** COAST-TO-COAST AM, with George Noory.  Yeti is another variation of Bigfoot, in more snowy regions of the world.

PAPERWORK YETI

PAPERWORK YETI

Avoiding an avalanche

That would make a yeti blanche…

Piles booby-trapped

Frustration uncapped,

Let’s go for some apple betty!

–Jonathan Caswell

YETI HYBRIDIZATION

YETI HYBRIDIZATION

(from a report on COAST-TO-COAST AM, before Christmas,

on WTAG, 580 AM/94.9 FM… an “I HEART”  radio station)

 

Big Foot, the Abomidable and Yeti

As famous as J. Paul Getty…

Have determined researchers

Who live among birches

And drive like Mario Andreotti*

On “COAST-TO-COAST AM”,

A researcher claims then….

Humanoid hybrids

Are walking amidst

Us since “who knows when”.

This man (don’t remember his name)

Insists that for Big Foot the game…

Is how to endure

Genetically impure

Enough to stay the same.

He thinks that people gone missing

May end up Yeti kissing…

Or at least finding use

To produce a pappoose,

So Big Foot can go on existing!

Current research wants to claim

That some families contain…

Evidence of hybrid

Genetic alleles hid

From past encounters with the same.

“All they need” to confirm this theory

Is material of which Sasquatch is leery…

Biological samples rare

Would clear the air,

But none have surfaced yet there, deary!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

*  J. Paul Getty was a famous millionaire who, among many other things, has a museum in California named after him.  Mario Andreotti was/is a very famous race car driver.