SASQUATCH AND BIGFOOT
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Have you seen Sasquatch and Bigfoot,
Not hearing anything…is it good…
To leave them alone
Undetected to roam.
When they’re barely understood?
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On COAST-TO-COAST RADIO, Yeti,**
Have allegedly hooked up with Betty…
But no one admits
The Yeti did it,
Nor a woman with a Yeti as steady.
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Unlike alien abduction,
Where victims get no introduction…
Just fuzzy memoriy
Of technology
And aliens who care for nothing.
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Yet humanoid science raises
Opportunity for these crazes…
Few pictures appear
To support what we hear,
But the story always amazes.
–Jonathan Caswell
** COAST-TO-COAST AM, with George Noory. Yeti is another variation of Bigfoot, in more snowy regions of the world.
