SASQUATCH AND BIG FOOT

SASQUATCH AND BIGFOOT

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Have you seen Sasquatch and Bigfoot,

Not hearing anything…is it good…

To leave them alone

Undetected to roam.

When they’re barely understood?

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On COAST-TO-COAST RADIO, Yeti,**

Have allegedly hooked up with Betty…

But no one admits

The Yeti did it,

Nor a woman with a Yeti as steady.

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Unlike alien abduction,

Where victims get no introduction…

Just fuzzy memoriy

Of technology

And aliens who care for nothing.

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Yet humanoid science raises

Opportunity for these crazes…

Few pictures appear

To support what we hear,

But the story always amazes.

–Jonathan Caswell

** COAST-TO-COAST AM, with George Noory.  Yeti is another variation of Bigfoot, in more snowy regions of the world.

PAPERWORK YETI

PAPERWORK YETI

Avoiding an avalanche

That would make a yeti blanche…

Piles booby-trapped

Frustration uncapped,

Let’s go for some apple betty!

–Jonathan Caswell

YETI HYBRIDIZATION

YETI HYBRIDIZATION

(from a report on COAST-TO-COAST AM, before Christmas,

on WTAG, 580 AM/94.9 FM… an “I HEART”  radio station)

 

Big Foot, the Abomidable and Yeti

As famous as J. Paul Getty…

Have determined researchers

Who live among birches

And drive like Mario Andreotti*

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On “COAST-TO-COAST AM”,

A researcher claims then….

Humanoid hybrids

Are walking amidst

Us since “who knows when”.

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This man (don’t remember his name)

Insists that for Big Foot the game…

Is how to endure

Genetically impure

Enough to stay the same.

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He thinks that people gone missing

May end up Yeti kissing…

Or at least finding use

To produce a pappoose,

So Big Foot can go on existing!

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Current research wants to claim

That some families contain…

Evidence of hybrid

Genetic alleles hid

From past encounters with the same.

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“All they need” to confirm this theory

Is material of which Sasquatch is leery…

Biological samples rare

Would clear the air,

But none have surfaced yet there, deary!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

*  J. Paul Getty was a famous millionaire who, among many other things, has a museum in California named after him.  Mario Andreotti was/is a very famous race car driver.