He thinks he’s set for the night,
A full coffee cup’s in sight…
As anti-sleep aid,
Four espresso shots—just about right!
Five creamers barely color,
This medical something-or-other…
Does him no harm,
The caffeine makes it worth the bother.
A spoon in the peanut butter,
He wouldn’t risk near his mother…
This “free protein”
Since childhood has been,
Applied in one form or another!