“Gap-o-sis” in women’s tops,
Might lead to man’s traffic stops…
Looks rather unkempt
Mixed motives meant,
Could be dangerous in this world!
One is far more likely
To please if dressed nicely…
A smaller blouse
Turns you big as a house,
Some women think that they look spicy!
If you can find the appropriate size,
Love handles won’t be aggrandized…
Assets won’t be
And less likely be criticized.
In truth some guys like that style,
For comments and wolfish smiles…
We men won’t suspect your guile!
(A clothing opinion—works for too-shall guys’ shirts, too!)