HALLOWEEN GUARD SHACK
The boss says we can dress up,
October 31st in costumes…
I tried to do this before
And it’s not what one assumes.
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We can come to work
Costumed as Security Guards…
We cannot go trick-or-treating
Or scare employees in courtyards.
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But if we are off duty,
We are free in how we dress…
Can you just see fifty-year-old kids
Causing the neighbors distress?
—Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 