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OFF SCHEDULE

OFF SCHEDULE

Eating and sleeping and working,

Self-care has more likely been shirking…

Driving, as it were,

Is tougher when blurred

And can’t see if anyone’s twerking!

–Jonathan Caswell

SAINT PATRICK’S DAY AFTERMATH

SAINT PATRICK’S DAY AFTERMATH

Now it’s nearly over, have we had enough cheer,

From those silly costumes and the green-dyed beer…

Making lots of money selling Guinness stout—

I remember it’s the good stuff, I hope they didn’t run out!

Now those decorations will go half-price on sale,

Save ’em until next year…one can cheaply regale!

College kids may knuckle down to their study work,

Wouldn’t you know..a few will go back to the bars to twerk!

–Jonathan Caswell