THESE MODERN PARTIES!!!
One girl friend he’d known was a hottie,
Who invited him to a “pahtee”…*
To buy lingerie
So modeled (no way!),
Seeing girls in their unders was naughty!
Twas easier if it’s just hers,
Afterall, she’s the one he prefers…
Seeing others up-close
Seemed a little too gross,
Would he be expected to model in turn?
* The word is spelled “party”…but pronounced “pah-tee” in some local dialects…like in Southern Massachusetts!!!!