OLD FATSO

OLD FATSO

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Old fatso’s getting worse,

With nervous eating he’s cursed…

Back off on honey

He’s no more money,

So maybe his weight gain’s reversed!

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–Jonathan Caswell

THE DOCTOR WEIGHED MY OPTIONS

THE DOCTOR WEIGHED MY OPTIONS

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You know what’s really not nifty,

Having scales weigh not over three-fifty…

His lesson was made,

My weight has to fade,

Or healing the foot gets iffy!

–Jonathan Caswell