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Better break out the baked beans,

Tonight is down in the “teens”…

Bring home bacon

For beans we’re making,

You might have to sleep in your jeans!

If bacon sticks in the craw,

We needn’t have it at all…

Is tofu

Alright by you,

But it’ll need lots more salt!

What would you like to stay warm,

Secure in the midst of a storm…

Could hire me out

But the wife would shout,

She wants me NEAR HER…to keep warm.

–Jonathan Caswell