EXPORTING DREAMS—GINGER CREAMS
Came home from Upstate New York,
With much that would fill a fork…
Including home-made
Cookies we parade,
To eat them all would be dork!
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Molasses and brown sugar full,
Exerts an awfully strong pull…
On two diabetics
And their diuretics,
Their self-control’s covered by wool.
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So export those cookies ‘real quick’
Before these folks get sick….
Of eating this cooking
So sweet and good-looking,
Making diets difficult to stick!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 