MOTIVATING REASON!
Countering his depressed reflection,
Is knowing they are due for Inspection…
How can he lag
With litter to bag,
An apartment to prepare for reception?
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A properly placed in the tail,
Kick will always prevail…
Over gentle reason,
Get off of those knees, son,
And help your wife with the wash pail!
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As for those things you dread,
Its time to clear your head…
You’ve got this to do,
A task to see through
So be concerned here, instead.
(Don’t you love it when God tells the prophets–like Elijah–and us to get up and DO THIS–INSTEAD?)
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 