ORT-ORT-ORT-ORT-ORT!!!!!!!!! I’M OLDER THAN YOU ARE!!! I’M OLDER THAN YOU ARE!!!! I HOPE THEY DON’T DO THE BLACK BALLOON THING WITH YOU!!!!!!!
There once was a girl turning fifty
Who thought of herself pretty nifty
She had many friends
And some of them hens
Cackling and laughing all night
She had quite a past she was hiding (not really)
In case they came after her while dining
She acted real tough
Even though things got rough
Cuz that’s how her cookie crumbled
She was full of life
And such the sexy wife
Who kept her man always smiling
She sure did love food
Everything was so damn good
Eating became a real passion
What lay ahead
She scratched her balding head
In the next fifty years to come?
She had a choice
To use her wise voice
And drink herself to oblivion
Ignoring her sagging giant arms
Yet watching them go jiggle jiggle
Multiple chins for her comfort
Which most definitely should be illegal
Life would be fine
With a lot…
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By the Mighty Mumford 