I met another redhead

For an echocardiogram…

She said her hair normally

Was darker, not the current red tam.

‘Twas pleasant, but she had her job

To do checking my heart…

Don’t know if she found what she was looking for,

It’ll probably show on my chart.

She sat rather close and I behaved,

The ultrasound probe pushed down hard…

When she finished up I toweled myself

While she looked at her next dance card.


–Jonathan Caswell


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