MEDICAL NECESSITY
I met another redhead
For an echocardiogram…
She said her hair normally
Was darker, not the current red tam.
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‘Twas pleasant, but she had her job
To do checking my heart…
Don’t know if she found what she was looking for,
It’ll probably show on my chart.
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She sat rather close and I behaved,
The ultrasound probe pushed down hard…
When she finished up I toweled myself
While she looked at her next dance card.
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 